“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”
I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
[european scream of shut the fuck up, america]
[German shout of “Everyone shut up! We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I’m the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we’ll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you’re prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country’s past.]
What arrived in the mail OH IS IT THE KICKSTARTER-FUNDED CHRISTIAN VERSION OF “CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY”
I NEED THIS
HOLY CRAP (lol pun intended) THIS IS GOOD STUFF
biblical innuendo is my jam
Harry, Kate and Wills visiting the Harry Potter Studio, what could be more British?
HOLY SHIT IT’S RON, HERMIONE AND HARRY
They even have each ones respective wands
Well the Harry/Hermione shippers must be happy. They had a baby and named him George.
this is an actual scene from the movie
Can we talk about how in Twilight mythology Jake was apparently in love with Bella’s egg while it was still in her ovaries? Because it’s been years and I’m still not over that.
even imaginary men in literature are genuinely so fucking disgusting
And lets not forget that SMeyer wrote Bella as being more incensed by a lame nickname than the fact that her best friend has just “imprinted” on her NEONATE daughter—who’s going to age to adulthood within a few years, and he’s gonna be “uncle Jacob”, til he’s not.
Bella, sweetie, big picture here.
SMeyer, creeper, eat glass.
the biggest problem being that Jacob kissed Bella against her will, and it was presented as romantic
that Jacob and Edward talked about forcing Bella to have an abortion and Edward offered Jacob the opportunity to have kids with her, without her even being present for this conversation, much less consenting to this, and it was presented as romantic
on top of all the times Edward dismantled Bella’s car in some way or another to prevent her from going places when he didn’t want her to
SMeyer deserves more shit for romanticizing abusive relationships throughout the entire series than for the strangeness of this once scene
well fucking said
the best part of that saga are the background characters.
Alice could see the future and knew she was going to meet her soul mate in 456789009876567898765 years so she waited and when the day came she had loved him for so long that they weren’t strangers
Carlisle (The father) was a vampire and a doctor already when Esme, a small town girl broke her leg and she had the hots for him but he was older and she thought they’ll never meet again. After an abusive marriage, Esme ran away from home because she got pregnant and didn’t want her son to live like that. One day, Carlisle found Esme when she jumped off a cliff because her unborn son had died and healed her in every fucking way a person can.
But of course, silly love triangles sell more books…
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
simpsons is so next level
drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it.
Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday?
The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all.
In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful.
And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female.
This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is?
Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.
this is the best playlist
This is terrifying
I have found my dream job
It’s legit too. only problem is that for 1 month you cannot get out of bed even once. they got a dealeo where you can effectively pee while laying down, you can’t sit up, you must be laying down for the entire month. that shit isn’t so easy, yo
thats exactly why its my dream job
Believe it or not